Jeg forstår ikke..

so... in the fancy world of iphones.. i thought id find some (free) apps to help me learn some danish on the go.

of course, they give you a couple lists to work from, and then you have to purchase the rest.
the first one i installed came with "fruits" and "weather".  simple enough, really.
however, the remaining lists will cost me $5.99.  i dont think so!
not when there is free material out there..

the second one is more... shall we say.. interesting..  it also comes with two lists, but the remaining ones are only $0.99!  sounds like a deal right?  well, i may just have to get them to see how the rest go..
the first list is "essentials" which is just that.  your hellos and goodbyes and how are yous and where is this.
standard stuff.  essential.
the other list is "flirting".. can any of you danes tell me if this is *really* what i need to know about flirting in Denmark?

dolphin trainer?  really?  does that work?

who doesn't like puppies... but come on..

and i like a hard massage?  what sort of date am i going for here??

the grand finale.  one never knows.. maybe stalking is big over there..

 

as a side note, i know you are jealous of my sparkly phone case.  even if it IS missing 3 sparklies now...

wtf??

Can someone please tell me why that d-bag is
IN FRONT OF CAPTAIN KIRK??!?

take a seat in the back pal, not only are you part of the worst trek..

its the newest too... jog on...

grrr

i am very irritated right now. so im going to vent.

if you say you are going to call someone to drop something off over the weekend.
you do it.
if for some reason you cannot, you call them to tell them so.
that is, if you are a good friend. and i dont mean good as in close, i mean as in a decent person.

you dont wait for that person to call/text you to ask when you are coming by, only to reply that maybe you can drop whatever it is off during the week instead.
clearly you werent going to call at all. just forgot?

i really hate being kept waiting, which is what this probably comes down to.
and i held some of my sunday open to be here for this suitcase to be dropped off.
and this person just keeps pissing me off.
supposedly they consider me one of their best friends, but if this is how they keep treating 'best friends' then id hate to see the total lack of respect that anyone else gets.

i cannot wait to get out of town.
if for no other reason than to get away from the drama that has been happening in my life over the last few weeks. wtf.
where does it come from even?? can i please go back to the quiet times? im sorry i ever wished for a life!

(and there are many more reason that i want to get out of town, im just being dramatic)

ok, thats it for now. but with my mood right now, maybe ill be back to throw more angry vents at you all.
or maybe ill watch more of the wire. halfway through season two now..

ummmm...

dear Amalie or Allan or any other Dane that might be reading...

can you please explain this to me??

i saw it on Dave's blog...

also, if you can tell me why that would be super too.